Mon Aug 19, 2013, 1:07 PM
Stolen from :devLittleMissAlexius:
1. What's your name?
A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullible,lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.
2. How old are you?
the age at which an American can drive a car and get a job, but still can't vote.
3. Who is one of your friends?
A very rather amazingly blowjob. Is the best blowjob you will have in your life.
OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY
4. What should you be doing
nothing in particular
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
5. What's your favorite color?
Sex. Just a word for sex.
6. What's your birthplace?
The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.
7. What month were you born in?
the month were the sexiest bitches are born
8. Who is the last person you talked to?
A guy who cares a lot about other people. He doesn't base his friendships and relationships on how someone looks. Brady is the type of guy that is everyone's best friend. He is also a laddies man. Every girl is hanging on his every word. And often flirts as often as possible, even if it not intentional. Brady loves music, and very ridiculous things. He is so sweet and will never let someone fall between the cracks and if they do he helps them back up. Usually has long blondish brownish hair that he is nagged to cut, and brilliant blue eyes. Brady is one of the dearest friends you can ever have.
9. What is one of your nicknames?
Felixs are swag masters that mastered the swag arts. They release swag when in battle and contain it when near bitches. Felixs swag so much that they overdose on it and go on "over-swag" stage. The "over-swag" stage involves girls that are thirsty for Felix, the swag master.
Imma do this..I have no idea why,I just am.
*cough cough* I couldnt stop laughing! your constant "what..." made it so much funny
Oh my god xD Who comes up with this stuff on Urban Dictionary, seriously?!
How does this work?
i must be a sexy bitch cuz my b-days in April. and i must be a swag master cuz my nicknames Felix to.
Everything makes sense now~! x'D
omfg xDD I was laughing the whole time
I have to do this. Omg.
i sNORTED ALL THE WAY tHROUGH READINg this oh my god too many weird fart noises coming from my mouth help eSPECIALLY THE MONTANA THING JESUS CHRIST
This is special...lol
Stealing~ hope ya don't mind bby!
you got all the swags
"the month were the sexiest bitches are born"
Damn right it is.
holy shit, this explains everything
swag master omfg
imma stole this yo'
OH MY GOD KYLE I'M CRYING HAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU ARE A BLOW JOB IT SEEMS