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Journal Entry: Mon Aug 19, 2013, 1:07 PM
Stolen from :devLittleMissAlexius:

1. What's your name?
Kyle

A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthfulgullible,lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with. 

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 2. How old are you?
16

the age at which an American can drive a car and get a job, but still can't vote.

3. Who is one of your friends? 
Addison

A very rather amazingly blowjob. Is the best blowjob you will have in your life.

OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY
4. What should you be doing
nothing in particular

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

5. What's your favorite color?
salmon

Sex. Just a word for sex.

6. What's your birthplace?
Montana

The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.

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7. What month were you born in?
April

the month were the sexiest bitches are born

8. Who is the last person you talked to?
Brady

A guy who cares a lot about other people. He doesn't base his friendships and relationships on how someone looks. Brady is the type of guy that is everyone's best friend. He is also a laddies man. Every girl is hanging on his every word. And often flirts as often as possible, even if it not intentional. Brady loves music, and very ridiculous things. He is so sweet and will never let someone fall between the cracks and if they do he helps them back up. Usually has long blondish brownish hair that he is nagged to cut, and brilliant blue eyes. Brady is one of the dearest friends you can ever have.

9. What is one of your nicknames?
Felix

Felixs are swag masters that mastered the swag arts. They release swag when in battle and contain it when near bitches. Felixs swag so much that they overdose on it and go on "over-swag" stage. The "over-swag" stage involves girls that are thirsty for Felix, the swag master.


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:iconflowerprincess300:
FlowerPrincess300 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Imma do this..I have no idea why,I just am.
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zigglern Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
*cough cough* I couldnt stop laughing! your constant "what..." made it so much funny
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Aqua001 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Montana XD
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deifanlove Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*steals*
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giggertiger Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh my god xD Who comes up with this stuff on Urban Dictionary, seriously?!
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:icontoastedghosts:
ToastedGhosts Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How does this work?
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:icongaybabies:
GayBabies Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
i must be a sexy bitch cuz my b-days in April. and i must be a swag master cuz my nicknames Felix to.
weird.
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:icondruggedcupcakes665:
DruggedCupcakes665 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
*steals*
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:iconthe-missing-chapter:
The-Missing-Chapter Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
STEALING THIS!!!!
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:iconchomp-chi:
Chomp-chi Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
//steals//
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SuperFanLoveraxl Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Everything makes sense now~! x'D 
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KawaiiPanyuu Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
//steals
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:iconkilayox:
Kilayox Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
omfg xDD I was laughing the whole time
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:iconnine-inch-n41l5:
Nine-Inch-N41L5 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have to do this. Omg.
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koujackass Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i sNORTED ALL THE WAY tHROUGH READINg this oh my god too many weird fart noises coming from my mouth help eSPECIALLY THE MONTANA THING JESUS CHRIST
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:iconstrawberrypierogi:
StrawberryPierogi Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
This is special...lol
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:icondarkawesomeness2:
DarkAwesomeness2 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Stealing~ hope ya don't mind bby! 
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:iconthenoblenoodle:
thenoblenoodle Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you got all the swags
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:iconthenoblenoodle:
thenoblenoodle Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
#swag
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:iconkeorano:
Keorano Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"the month were the sexiest bitches are born"

Damn right it is.
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Captain-Hotpants Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
//z-snap
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:iconnebulaebae:
nebulaebae Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
holy shit, this explains everything
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xxExoticBunnyxx Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
swag master omfg
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GalaxyNarwhal Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Felixs swag so much that they overdose on it and go on "over-swag" stage."

oh


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:iconcaptain-hotpants:
Captain-Hotpants Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
xD icant
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:icongalaxynarwhal:
GalaxyNarwhal Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i have to steal this now XD
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:icondamav:
DamaV Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
imma stole this yo'
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:iconblubberbooty:
BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH MY GOD KYLE I'M CRYING HAAAAAAAAAAA
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:iconcaptain-hotpants:
Captain-Hotpants Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
YOU ARE A BLOW JOB IT SEEMS
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BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
//SOBBING 
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:iconcaptain-hotpants:
Captain-Hotpants Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
ARE YOU SATISFIED
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:iconblubberbooty:
BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BUT I WANTED TO BE A DRAGON. 
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:iconcaptain-hotpants:
Captain-Hotpants Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
NO, ACCEPT YOUR FATE. BLOWJOB ADDISON
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:iconblubberbooty:
BlubberBooty Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS BETTER NOT BE A NEW NICKNAME FOR ME; CAUSE I MAY ACTUALLY JUST CRY OMG
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:iconcaptain-hotpants:
Captain-Hotpants Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE JUST BETWEEN YOU AND IIIIIIII~
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oka415 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconamgplz: this all makes sense
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